My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
Plus you can say that money is fucking you over
i want someone who’s never seen b99 to explain this screencap
is this live action cowboy bebop
when someone say hi to ya bae for too long
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